Answer
Buzz speaks on Instagram, founders speak as themselves on LinkedIn, people speak in WhatsApp and email, and every post ends on one ask, a capped read; no account exists yet, so this is the plan for the day the direction and name are picked.
Today
| Fact |
Source |
| No social account for the product exists on any channel |
no source found in memory or brew origin/main |
| The handle waits on the product name; a wordmark slot stands in |
brand-directions/docs2/data/dirs.json bee |
| The team who would post as themselves is Param, Sai and Arvind |
handbook/AGENTS.md |
| Buzz's tagline: The whole hive, one bee. |
brand-directions/docs2/data/dirs.json bee |
| Buzz's edge: Overbusy and proud of it. Buzz narrates its own hurry, does the waggle dance mid sentence when it finds something good, and bumps into windows when it rushes. The bump is always its own fault. |
brand-directions/docs2/data/dirs.json bee |
Tomorrow
Channels
| Channel |
Who speaks |
What goes there |
Version |
Tag |
| Instagram |
Buzz, written by a person |
The weekly formats, reels, stories |
v1 |
New |
| LinkedIn |
A founder, as themselves; Buzz as a picture at most |
One idea per post, ending on the capped read |
v1 |
New |
| WhatsApp and email |
A person |
Partner notes, replies to asks |
v1 |
New |
Buzz on LinkedIn: On LinkedIn I am a picture. A cheerful one.
Voice
- Fact first, buzz second. One joke per line at most.
- Quick, bright and warm. Short words, short clauses.
- First person about itself, second person to you.
- Never more than two sentences in the product.
- Bee puns at most once per screen, and never in errors about money, privacy or data.
- Turn the character fully off for errors on our side, money, privacy, apologies and anything a person must sign.
The profile
| Part |
Buzz |
| Handle |
The product name, once chosen; the wordmark slot until then |
| Bio |
The whole hive, one bee. Paste your store, get this week's marketing ideas drafted. Design partner reads, capped. |
| Link |
The ask for a read page, nothing else |
| Grid |
Yellow, paper and night alternate, so the grid reads as a honeycomb from far away. Highlights: The waggle, Bumps, Fresh batch, The read, Ask Buzz, each cover the small mark with one prop. |
The first nine posts
| # |
Post |
On the image |
| 1 |
Intro, the master art |
Hello. I am Buzz. |
| 2 |
Carousel, the five area props |
Five flowers, one bee. |
| 3 |
The waggle |
The waggle. |
| 4 |
Reel one, the read |
Watch me read a store. |
| 5 |
Bumped the window |
Bumped the window: same ad for four months. |
| 6 |
Fresh batch |
Batch four is the one. |
| 7 |
The odd flower |
The odd flower. |
| 8 |
Reel two, what it does not do |
Can it post for me? Not yet. |
| 9 |
The pollen count |
Pollen count: everywhere. |
Every sample post carries Sample on the image and in the caption. Version v1, tag New.
Reel one, the read
| Time |
On screen |
Words |
| 0 to 3 s |
Buzz holds up the link slip |
Show me your garden. |
| 3 to 7 s |
Screen recording: link pasted, Build my feed |
Paste your store. |
| 7 to 13 s |
The read steps tick by |
About 3 to 4 minutes. |
| 13 to 19 s |
The waggle at the best pick, then Today labelled Sample and Next |
Follow the dance. |
| 19 to 25 s |
Card to a real hand, Copy brief on screen |
You pick. You hand it off. |
| 25 to 30 s |
End card, wordmark slot, Ask for a read |
The whole hive, one bee. |
Reel two, what it does not do: Can it post for me, a bump on the glass, Today it reads, picks and drafts, posting labelled Later. Reel three, fresh batch: four versions, every batch kept, batch four is the one, Pass the pollen. Screens show only what the current version does; a later feature appears only as a labelled Sample design, and a beat that needs one is cut.
LinkedIn, founders as themselves
| # |
Post |
Version |
Tag |
| 1 |
What a founder's Monday looks like |
v1 |
New |
| 2 |
Why our tool does not post for you, yet |
v1 |
New |
| 3 |
We cap reads, here is why |
v1 |
New |
| 4 |
What a good brief looks like |
v1 |
New |
| 5 |
Do AI answers name small brands, with the 12 of 32 example from one brand's read |
v1 |
New |
| 6 |
A whole hive of jobs for one person, so we drew a bee |
v1 |
New |
| 7 |
Posting with your OK, once it ships |
v2 |
New |
Replies
| Comment |
Reply |
Who |
| A fan |
Flying over. Paste your link in the form on our profile and I'll start buzzing round. |
Buzz, full |
| A critic |
Fair question. Every pick names its source, such as your reviews or a public ad, and anything we're unsure of says to confirm it. If a pick feels generic, tap Not for me and fewer like it come back. |
Buzz, low, facts first |
| A troll |
No sting. Just drafts. |
Buzz, one line, then silence |
Answer the question asked, then stop. Never argue about results.
Never say
- I posted it for you.
- Scheduled for 9am.
- Your sales went up after my picks.
- You missed a week.
- Don't break your streak.
- Only two hours left to claim your read.
- Works for any store.
- Your rival is stinging you.
- Trust me.
- Buzz off.
How we do it
- Write each post from its format template; Buzz gets one joke per line at most.
- Pass the truth check and the craft check in the no-budget playbook.
- Founders write their own LinkedIn posts and read them aloud once before posting.
- Reply to every comment on Friday. Money, privacy and anything upset goes to a person.
- Real stores appear only with their written OK.
Numbers
| Metric |
Definition |
Where measured |
Status |
| Asks from social |
Read asks that came by DM, comment or bio link, per week |
The asks list |
Proposed |
| Saves and shares |
Per post, noted, never targeted |
Instagram insights |
Proposed |
| Followers |
Noted, never targeted |
Instagram insights |
Proposed |
Open
- What is the handle? Proposal: the product name, picked with the domain in naming.
- Which founder accounts post on LinkedIn? Proposal: Param from week one; Sai and Arvind one post a month each.
- When does the first post go up? Proposal: the week the direction and name are picked, starting with post one.
- Do we post partner work? Proposal: only with written permission, never before week four of a partnership.