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No notice system yet: six templates, and Seeti stays off bad news

Being built
  • No notice system exists; alerts reach only us, never the brands.
  • Six templates: incident, resolved, maintenance, connection lost, change, policy change.
  • Incidents over 30 minutes or touching data get a notice; maintenance gets 2 working days.
  • Seeti stays out of incidents, maintenance, connections and policy notices.
  • Seeti gets one line only: ready in a few whistles, as a change sign off.
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May Seeti appear in change notices, only as the sign off line?

Customer success and support · 12.7 · Seeti

Notices to customers, Seeti

DraftLast checked 2026-10-26Owner Param

Answer

How we tell brands about an incident, planned maintenance, a lost connection, a change or a policy change, and the one place Seeti may appear in them.

Today

No notice system exists. Nothing tells a brand about an incident, maintenance or a change except what is below.

What exists Detail Source
Writing paused A one time toast when AI writing is paused: Our writing is paused for a while. Everything here still opens; new replies, drafts and rewrites wait until it’s back. brew/public/app.js:2966-2967
Plays paused The feed's paused card: The plays are paused with how many Plays are written brew/public/app.js:1609-1615
A sign in running out An email to admins 7 days ahead and when it runs out brew/connectors/index.js:53, 480-493
A stale connection Last numbers are marked stale after 72 hours or 3 failed reads brew/connectors/index.js:53, 474-478
Alerts to us only Billing, quota, AI pause, treg, server errors, Sloosh, worker and queue alerts go to our inbox, never to brands brew/alerts.js:1-12
Monitoring to us only Uptime and alert policies email param@ and hello@ brew/docs/production.md:114-115
Releases Each release promotes staging's exact image and rolls back on a failed check brew/tools/promote.sh:1-9
Policy Privacy and Terms are preview pages dated 19 October 2026. A full policy comes before the product opens to everyone. brew/legal-pages.js:6, 18-19, 35-36
Known after a release The first load after a release is slow. Noted 25 Oct. memory brew-qa-round2-2026-10-24

Tomorrow

Version Tag Item
v1 New Six notice templates, below, sent by a named person for anything on our side.
v1 New Incidents that last more than 30 minutes or touch a brand's data get a notice. Shorter blips do not. Proposed.
v1 Changes The writing paused toast and the paused card drop the product name and say Plays.
v1 Changes Stale connections tell the admins by email the same day, as sign in expiry already does.
v1 Stays Alerts and monitoring stay with our team. Brands hear from a person, never from an alert.
v2 New A status line in the product while an incident is open.

The templates

Notice When Plain words Who and how Seeti
Incident Something on our side stopped working for you <What broke>, since <time>. Your <feed, jams, briefs> are safe. We are fixing it and will write again by <time>. A named person, email, within the hour of knowing None
Incident resolved It is fixed <What broke> is fixed since <time>. <What you may need to do, or nothing>. Sorry for the trouble. The same person, email None
Maintenance Planned downtime On <day> from <time> to <time>, <brand> may not open. Nothing is lost. Reads and drafts wait until it is back. Email, 2 working days ahead None
Connection lost A tool stopped reading <Tool> stopped reading for <brand> on <day>. Its last numbers are marked stale. Connect it again to bring them back. Admins, email, the same day None
Change Something new or different in the product New: <one sentence on what changed>. <Where to find it>. In the product, once, and in the weekly founder note One line allowed: “This week's marketing, ready in a few whistles.” as a sign off, never in the change itself
Policy change Privacy or terms change Our <privacy page or terms> change on <date>. What changes: <one line>. Read it here. Email to admins, 14 days ahead None

Seeti's rules for these lines

  • Short sentences, often two words. Never more than two sentences per line.
  • One kitchen word per line at most.
  • Seeti calls the founder boss, at most once a week.
  • The explanation of the whistle appears once, on the first read.
  • People write apologies, privacy answers, money talk and support. Seeti stays out.

brand-directions/docs2/data/dirs.json; brand-directions/cooker/system.md

In a notice that rule means Seeti stays out of every incident, maintenance, connection and policy notice. Those are errors on our side, access or something a person must agree to.

Lines Seeti never says, in any of these:

  • “I posted it for you.”
  • “Your sales went up 30 percent.”
  • “You missed a week. Shame.”
  • “Hurry, only two hours left.”
  • “Connect your accounts and I will run your ads.”

brand-directions/docs2/data/dirs.json

How we do it

  1. When an alert or a partner shows something broke, the reader of the day decides within the hour: does it last more than 30 minutes or touch data. If yes, it gets a notice.

  2. Find who is affected: the brands on production, and their admins.

    gcloud run jobs execute brew-ops --region=asia-south1 --wait
    
  3. Send the incident template from hello@joinsquareup.com, signed by a first name, to each affected brand's admins.

  4. Write again when it is fixed, with the resolved template, the same day.

  5. For maintenance, send the template 2 working days ahead, and pick a time outside the brands' working hours.

  6. For a policy change, update the date on the page and email admins 14 days before it takes effect.

  7. Add a row to known issues for anything a brand may still see after the fix.

Numbers

Metric Definition Where measured State
Time to first notice Minutes from our first alert to the first notice sent alert email time against the notice Proposed
Incidents per month Incidents that got a notice hello@ sent, label incident Proposed
Notices resolved same day Share of incident notices followed by a resolved notice the same day hello@ sent Proposed

Open

  1. What counts as an incident worth a notice? Proposal: more than 30 minutes down, or anything that touches a brand's data or connections.
  2. Who sends notices? Proposal: Param during the design partnership, from hello@joinsquareup.com, signed with his first name.
  3. Do we pick a fixed maintenance window? Proposal: no fixed window; releases already roll back on their own, and planned downtime gets 2 working days notice.
  4. May Seeti appear in change notices? Proposal: only as the sign off line in the table, never in incidents, maintenance, connections or policy.
Sources
  • brew/public/app.js:1609-1615, 2966-2967
  • brew/connectors/index.js:53, 474-493
  • brew/alerts.js:1-12
  • brew/docs/production.md:114-115
  • brew/tools/promote.sh:1-9
  • brew/legal-pages.js:6, 18-19, 35-36
  • memory brew-qa-round2-2026-10-24, brew-prod-backend
  • brand-directions/docs2/data/dirs.json
  • brand-directions/cooker/system.md
  • brand-directions/book/content/g.js g-3, checked against the code

Source file content/customer-success-and-support/notices-to-customers.cooker.md · For agents: Markdown · JSON